Leo:
You look nice today. Have you done something different with your hair? Well it suits you.
Taurus:
This month you will win the lottery, find your soulmate and discover a cure for the common cold whilst gardening. Chin up!
Aries:
On the 18th of the month you will lose your top hat. But don't despair, because in your quest to find your top hat you will discover untold riches and unlock the secrets of the universe. Still, best to have a spare top hat handy. We wouldn't want your head to get cold now would we.
Cancer:
Isn't life marvelous. Just look at all the marvelous stuff around you. Marvelous. Avoid seafood on the 25th.
Etc, etc.
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thats very good.. simply marvellous
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